Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

January 8th

The day short people were born, no doubt 👍

“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”

by littlemac_3 September 26, 2021

january 31st

International Mitch grassi stan day . a day dedicated to the intellectuals who stan mitch grassi

it’s january 31st? Happy International mitch grassi stan day!

by loveandgrassi October 15, 2019

January 25th

If you are born on January 25th you are the most beautiful creature in the world. Have great birthday.

Guy: Hey when’s your birthday?
Girl: January 25th.
Guy: Makes sense because you’re really pretty.

by DaNgEr Im a vampire Lover August 23, 2022

January 9th

The coolest most special people are born on this day

"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"

"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"

by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022

January 16th

January 16th is national Lin-Manuel Miranda day. Hes a composer and he ever wrote his own plays. His greatest achievement was a musical called Hamilton. Many people absolutely adore this musical and some people even look up to him. He really is an inspiration

ITS JANUARY 16TH YALL

by Harassment1234 November 16, 2020

January 11

On January 11 you have to kiss your ex day

It doesn’t matter if there single or not
JUST DO IT

Ex : “ Why did you just kiss me?
Me : Its January 11th

by Tell you all the days January 9, 2022