Simps for dads. Major cock up his arse. Spends his time getting absolutely hammered and wanks off the balcony into his “ah ma’s” mouth. Is a tranny and has has sex with multiple men.
by dickheadchickenfuck July 25, 2020

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by @yessir February 15, 2020

A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018
