psi-boner

n. A psychological boner. Being extremely excited about something.

Watching the preview for Matrix Reloaded gave me a psi-boner, that movie is going to be so level5.

by Billy Roastbeef May 23, 2006

vag boner

The stiffening of the female clitoris in response to intense arousing stimulation. Usually from chocolate, sex, oysters and fat wallets.

Is that a vag boner protruding through those trampy white pants?

by purtags January 20, 2009

Boner Barrier

(Noun) When your boner physically gets in the way of you and a girl, typically in a scenario where you are experiencing intimate contact.

I was up on my girl making out, but my boner barrier separated us apart telling me it's go time.

by LaxDoc October 12, 2012

Lady Boner

A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.

The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.

by Nate dog da boss November 28, 2010

Popping a boner

When you attain an erection at an inopportune moment

I hate popping a boner while I poo.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 06, 2015

boner memory

to remember someone you don't otherwise know when seeing a photo or hearing a description. one having boner memory will have their meories aided and enriched based on the fact that the subject of the memory gave them a sexual buzz.

Liz: Hey Casey I met a guy from your college on the net named Paul. Do you know him?

Casey: No. I don't think so.

Liz: Here's his photo. That's a guy I would definitely like to get in his funky undies!

Casey: Oh yeah, he is starting to look familiar!

Liz: HA HA! BONER MEMORY!

by Liz Mc September 19, 2007

Consta-boner

When a man has a boner he just can't satisfy, or one that keeps coming back, usually a side effect of too much Viagra, or seeing my face.

"Man, I took too much Viagra, and she's been here nonstop for about a week, total consta-boner!"

by MissLozerFace November 30, 2009