Belt Boner

when a male is wearing a belt,and his pants get pushed up, giving the apperance of a boner, giving the wrong impression to ppl

dude pull ur shirt down, you got a belt boner and tht ugly girl thinks you like her

by Shiver569 April 6, 2009

vag boner

The stiffening of the female clitoris in response to intense arousing stimulation. Usually from chocolate, sex, oysters and fat wallets.

Is that a vag boner protruding through those trampy white pants?

by purtags January 20, 2009

Boner Barrier

(Noun) When your boner physically gets in the way of you and a girl, typically in a scenario where you are experiencing intimate contact.

I was up on my girl making out, but my boner barrier separated us apart telling me it's go time.

by LaxDoc October 12, 2012

Lady Boner

A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.

The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.

by Nate dog da boss November 30, 2010

Consta-boner

When a man has a boner he just can't satisfy, or one that keeps coming back, usually a side effect of too much Viagra, or seeing my face.

"Man, I took too much Viagra, and she's been here nonstop for about a week, total consta-boner!"

by MissLozerFace November 30, 2009

Ball Boner

When the ball sack shrivels up and the dick hangs over it, leaving a protrusion from your pants, thus looking like a boner when indeed you do not have one. Usually ball boners make it seem like you have a small dick because of the unerected penis sitting on top of the ball sack.

After harry gets out of the pool, his ball boner revealed his dick to other girls who thought it was tiny.

by kevinaninno December 4, 2010

boner memory

to remember someone you don't otherwise know when seeing a photo or hearing a description. one having boner memory will have their meories aided and enriched based on the fact that the subject of the memory gave them a sexual buzz.

Liz: Hey Casey I met a guy from your college on the net named Paul. Do you know him?

Casey: No. I don't think so.

Liz: Here's his photo. That's a guy I would definitely like to get in his funky undies!

Casey: Oh yeah, he is starting to look familiar!

Liz: HA HA! BONER MEMORY!

by Liz Mc October 2, 2007