Dirty Bird Bath

When you are in the shower with a girl and the guy stretches out his nut sack and fills it with water and then the girl drinks out of it.
I was in the shower with my girlfriend and the told me she was thirsty. So I had her bend down and I gave her a Dirty Bird Bath.
by NMBMKBKMBMGB July 24, 2009
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Hitting The Bird

Slang for playing Mario Kart Double Dash alluding to a common event that occurs when one hits one of the birds on the beach in the course called "Peach's Beach" in Mario Kart Double Dash
Dude, I was hitting the bird today and I lost 3 times because of those birds
by dotdotziggydot May 26, 2011
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Tweety Bird

Small penis surrounded by a nest of pubes, and two egg looking testicles.
Hey Hannah that guy last night was a Tweety bird
by PERPLEXED September 13, 2018
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Momma Birding

When a girl is sucking your cock and throws up but ignores the puke and keeps sucking.
My Girlfriend had Taco bell yesterday and she got sick so she might be "Momma birding" me tonight.
by Nkings February 03, 2018
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bird flu

A universal social game teenagers play. "Birdflu" is the "disease" you can get from hooking up with a person that has the "disease" already. If you get birdflu, you have 2 weeks to pass it onto someone else (by hooking up with them). If you fail to hookup with someone in 2 weeks, you lose the disease. The goal is to keep the disease, and spread it to as many people as possible. The only way you can get birdflu back again is by hookingup with someone who has it, or if the founder of birdflu in your local area "deems you worthy of having it". Also, you cannot hookup with the same person twice to renew your birdflu.

**Hooking up could mean many things. In this sense, it is used to mean making out. Or you could use it in other ways too. The game is meant for teens, but anyone could play it.
"Hey dude did you hookup with that chick yet?"

"Yeah man and seh gave me bird flu! ...Fuck its been two weeks arleady, and i havent hooked up with anyone else. Dammmn."
by d@sh!zz13!i! March 15, 2008
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Bird house

"I put my bird in her bird house last night."
by Billy.Klippert May 06, 2009
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Larry Bird Shit

When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.
Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.

Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I

Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.

*BOOM* World ends in an instant.
by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 18, 2010
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