Alex Turner

A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.

A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006

by Leprosy420 February 13, 2018

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

Preston Turner

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street

Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.

by Sarah’s July 3, 2018

Caulk Turndown

Pushing a female's face and mouth away from your cock while she is kneeling in front of you attempting to suck your dick

The foreman gave the secretary a caulk turndown and she was distracted and in need of some for the remainder of the day.

by #Zerofucks March 12, 2018

Tina turner

Someone who rolls Canabis joints without enough tobacco inside it. Usually Turner tobacco a really harsh tobacco

Hey At least you didn’t smoke Abdul’s Tina turner spliff

by Smokeyeastwood May 14, 2018

Team Turn Up

A group of 6 guys from New Jersey who hosted some of the greatest parties on the east coast. One of the members of the group was the Legend of the 201, Hub Masta Flex.

Did you hear that Team Turn Up is throwing a banger this weekend?

by City Street Emperor July 23, 2018

Tibbeton Turn pike

When someone is having intercorse with a walrus and decides to pike it in the ass and turn side to side with its tail and teeth as leverage.

Damn jason gave that bitch a tibbeton turn pike

by Dylfansison September 2, 2018