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Common Law Constable

A Common Law Constable is a fictional entity and title of a UK Sovereign Citizen antivaxxer who has paid a fee & monthly subscription to a website for the privilege of thinking that they are a Common Law Constable that gives them powers to shut down vaccine centres with fictional bogus legal paperwork.
Common Law Constables secure their beliefs with the crime number 6029679/21 which is not being investigated by the Met Police & is not being investigated.
For lunch Common Law Constables like a nice Crayola cookie.
I am a Common Law Constable and I am here today to serve your with this paperwork to inform you that you are committing a crime against humanity & the Sovereign people and we order you to shut down this vaccine centre to prevent harm, injury and death.
by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022
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Bidoof's Law Ditto

Also known as "Bidoof's ditto"
When a virtue signaler tries to win arguments against others by shaming them them for being sexually open with his followers about their favorite porn, hentai or cartoon porn material, but in reality he is actually more of a porn addict or have even more obscure/dark fetishes than the person being criticized, very often through a side account or a burner account.
The origin of this definition is the fact the original Bidoof's law post user was caught with a secondary account sharing a bunch of scatological porn, something on the highest positions of dark fetishes.
Guy 1: "Of course the guy defending that opinion would have it's Timeline full of hentai teens! Coomer! Bidoof's Law strikes again lmao"
Guy 2: "Bro, you are criticizing healthy adults discussing porn, but you have a side account in you bio, following a bunch of scat and diaper porn artists. You are just a Bidoof's Law Ditto"
by Kev-Ab August 23, 2022
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Jim Raynor Law

A law written a Jim Raynor notepad (comes with the purchase of SC2), if it is broken, then the subject of said law is vulnerable to a lot of shit talking.

This is usually when someone says that they will not o something, but you want to call someone on it.
Matt: I'm never going to prestige in MW2

David: I'm writing that as a Jim Raynor Law

*one month passes*

Matt: I prestige'd

David: You broke the Law you goddamn piece of hypocritical bullshit
by TrasheyYew November 9, 2010
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murphy's law

murphys law has many variations, including, "the reason why a day goes bad: (insert original murphy's law here) and then you hit chem class with people that yell at you for helping because they dont understand other people asked that person for help, and then you leave the class and continue to encounter other ridiculous absurdities, similar to symetrically shaped objects, where one side is specifically labeled -this side up- because sillyness is at work in the word ridiculing all that is sane and good "
Mr.brian bills: chemistry student and day experiencer: who also gallantly feels the need to apologize when he has a bad day
by the all knowing one January 7, 2005
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murphy's law

the worst always occurs at the most inopportune time
I got in a car wreck and just like murphy's law said I also lost my job.
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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Logic law movement

A movement that seeks to replace all laws with a new system of law where people are free to do anything as long as it doesn't harm other people and any must be shown by symbolic logic to be valid and be shown to be harmful to someone. If not the law would automaticly be struck down mearly by the face that it is illogical.

The principle of precident will not apply because it says that "since it has always been done this way them it must be right" , is a logical which falacy.

This system would be based on the science of logic and not on emotion and falty logic as the present system is.
by Judge dredd7 June 11, 2011
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US Law 42069

No matter what during summer if you go to the beach you must go with your partner no matter how ugly or out of shape they are.
Yo if you don’t bring your partner to the beach with us your break US Law 42069.
by 420Blaze69Gangsta April 17, 2019
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