Pee your pants challenge

The WORST tiktok challenge ever, where people say "pee your pants challenge!" And then proceed to piss their pants like fuckin toddlers even tho they're teens. STOP IT. JUST STOP IT.

Random crackhead: pee your pants challenge! *pisses*

Pee your pants challenge by The Annoying Furry July 17, 2020

Shirt Your Pants

Shirting your pants is a metaphor for shoveling worn sweaty rags into a shirt and then marinating it in blood and pee. You take the 'shirted' item, place it in some pants, preferably an expensive pair by the Shirtee, and nail it to their doorstep. Shirt on fire is, as you can guess, a variant where the Shirter sets the Shirtee's Shirted pants on fire.

"Yo man, I just shirted my mum's pants!" "Haha! Oh, Jerry, you're a psychopath." "Watch out, man, I'll shirt your pants too..."

Shirt Your Pants by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021

through his pants i see his balls 

A lyrics from the song "hard on" sus version of stay calm and also something you can say to you're buddy when you see a guy with a very large penis

Friend:Yo bro look at that guy through his pants I see his balls!

Me:Well then stop looking at his genitalia!

through his pants i see his balls by Mr.ivan February 24, 2022

Half Shit My Pants 

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.

I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.

Half Shit My Pants by Bbo1234 November 2, 2022

oh my goblin in a pants suit 

This was once said to me by AshCourt1 on wattpad and I don't know where it came from or if it's a reference to something but I now use this expression.

AshCourt1- Oh my goblin in a pants suit! That cat you have in you profile pic looks nearly identical to mine!

oh my goblin in a pants suit by catsanddogs123456 June 6, 2018

Hold Your Pants On 

A phrase used to tell an annoying child to be patient. Synonymous with "cool your jets" and "hold your horses".

Freshman - dude, dude, dude, when are you going to give my back my backpack?!

Senior - Hold your pants on.

Hold Your Pants On by Happysquirrel93 April 29, 2009

Swishy Pants 

Swishy pants are those athletic pants that are very loud and obnoxious when you move around in them. They are very out of style, so don't wear them to parties or social gatherings. Oh and we can all agree that they're a little gay.

1. Google search swishy pants if you want to see them!

2. That dude wore swishy pants to a party, he's got no style.

Swishy Pants by CowboyDebop February 23, 2011