free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...

"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."

by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014

free range Chad

A Chad, is a cocky asshole who destroys everything they touch. A free range Chad, disrespects every boundary you have, oblivious to the fact that people even have boundaries.

Me: He can you not name call? I don't like it at all
Him: I do what I want
Me: Stop being a free range Chad

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

Free Estimate

Unsolicited life advice.

Free estimate, buddy; your life is in the shitter.

by CarlisleQueen November 12, 2023

free palestine

the dumbest phrase ever invented created by college kids to refer to freeing the "country" of Palestine from Israeli "occupation" that is just a socially acceptable form of antisemitism and hate against the most hated yet small ethnic group in human history.

Dumbass: "HEHEHEHEHEHE FREE PALESTINE"
Normal person: "kys"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Free Hookup Pass

This coupon is for one hook up session only from anyone you can't say no or you don't love your mom

Adam used his free hookup pass on his crush. He had a great time with her.

by MilfLover32 July 24, 2021

free breath

The first deep breath a person takes after they are released from prison or jail. The breath releases the anxiety and tension of life behind bars, but the breath is not really free. The person knows it’s just the start of trying to survive in life as an ex-con. prisoner, ex-con, felon, prison, jail, the big house, prison sentence, 25 to life, life sentence, death row, free breathe, freedom, incarceration, behind bars, locked up, lock down, up the river, free air

You have no idea what it felt like when I took that first free breath after 6 years behind bars. Oh no I do bro, I got out last week. It is an amazing feeling.

by joecoolthefool July 27, 2018

Free-lung

To breathe unrestricted air without the shield of a face mask.

"Free-lunger": a person prone to running around without a mask.

"Damn, look at Sara out there among all those masked people, just "free-lunging" it like she doesn't even care!

by Mal Gusto October 5, 2020