When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.
Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.
by Normcock Hitchdonald February 28, 2017
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So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance
Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser
by Hooter180 February 8, 2017
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When a person dances freely or dances without rhythm.
Billy loves to free dance even without music
by Billy bob Thornton April 6, 2017
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