Drawing with the Brown Crayon

Immediate need to use the restroom.

Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!

Drawing with the Brown Crayon by Eurobug October 20, 2010

messy crayon 

to cum on a woman's face and smear the cum around with your penis.

samantha wanted to play games, so i wrote on her with a messy crayon.

messy crayon by crimson scorch November 18, 2006

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra 

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

crayon 

A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.

"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"

crayon by Windexter April 16, 2003

crayola crapola 

Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.

I could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola crapola I just took.

crayola crapola by Mike Mullin September 4, 2006

crayon effect

The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.

Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.

"Why aren't you sitting down?"
"I had the crayon effect earlier today, and it hurts like hell."

crayon effect by el_yotcho December 9, 2008

crazycakes 

An expletive, used at random, to denote astonishment to an astonishing event or utterance. Generally, but not necessairly, follow by an exclamation point. Used more in IM then in speech.
Orignally created by a sleep-deprived baker, it can be replaced by athanapples for the Moslem who whiches to exclaim astonisment.

You say the world is my oyster?! Well, that's just plain crazycakes!

crazycakes by Claude Pfeffernuesse August 17, 2006