Dad

Calling someone a dad is saying they either leave everything all the time or they tell really bad jokes.

Jonathan you are such a dad

by Amack205 January 2, 2020

dad

ah yes, something that i never had ❤️

hey where's dad? oh honey he left to go get some milk!

by potstickerbabyeater August 9, 2020

Dad

A living plant

Hey do you see that dad over , it’s gorgeous

by Gwart May 16, 2018

jalapeño dad

Smokin hot dad that makes your eyes water and your mouth tingle

He's a jalapeño dad.

by Rwafeesa July 16, 2016

My dad

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery

My dad likes money

by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022

DAD

She got that WAP I got that DAD. We be da balance

...First said by Crank Lucas

DAD= Dry Ass Dick

by King ADG September 14, 2020

Dad

a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed

DAD WHERE ARE YOU

by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022