"Why is it that no one sees how available I am? Why isn’t it clear that I don’t choose to be an ingrown virgin?" (from the book "Superior Women" by Alice Adams
"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)
"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)
by Davy Andy January 11, 2022
Get the ingrown virginmug. A basement dweller with no future who sits on their greasy disgusting ass that hasn't been showered in fucking months, stuffs their face with Cheetos, and plays Fortnite all god damn day.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bob? He's been skipping school to play video games.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.
by HateVirgins123 December 3, 2018
Get the virginmug. Person 1: Yo did you know Jack got head?
Person 2: damn really? Hes such an alpha.
Person 1: yeah alpha virgin.
Person 2: damn really? Hes such an alpha.
Person 1: yeah alpha virgin.
by YOURALPHADADDY February 5, 2024
Get the alpha virginmug. Dave is a Gerber Virgin because has no idea how to raise a kid and doesnt even want a kid but was told its what most people do so he knocked his girl up.
by jp111 July 21, 2018
Get the Gerber Virginmug. Someone who had never been exposed to double homicide or prison language.
Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"
The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.
An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."
The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"
The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.
An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."
The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"
The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."
He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"
The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."
He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
Get the Virgin Earsmug. Mark: Have you heard? John had been playing genshin impact.
Joe Biden: Wow! Lmao, what a virgin!
Mark: Yeah! I know right, he gets no bitches!
Joe Biden: Wow! Lmao, what a virgin!
Mark: Yeah! I know right, he gets no bitches!
by travellersolosfiction February 3, 2022
Get the Virginmug. A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.
Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
by TheGenuineVirgin October 29, 2022
Get the Virgin Mobilemug.