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Waffling

A sentence enhancer that roughly equates to "rambling" or to go on about.
(Reading unhinged rant on Twitter)

George: "What is blood waffling about?😫"
by GrandpaBalls November 17, 2022
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Blue waffle

An STD that makes your genitals blue
by YungSper June 10, 2022
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Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!
by heilschnaps May 15, 2023
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Waffle Moment

When you feel the need to bully and make fun of other. Extreme dick to other people.
I feel the need to do a Waffle Moment to the person on discord
by anonymous September 7, 2021
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Belgian waffle house

The act of eating out a womans pussy with waffle batter poured in it.
I just gave that girl a belgian waffle house.
by Big dick dave August 30, 2013
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Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.
Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry
by canatex December 20, 2021
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