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Urban Dictionary 

A site full of way too many horny people. I'm talking like everything has to involve sex.
I'm not kidding i could look up like raccoon or something and Urban Dictionary would give me some sort of sexual response.
Urban Dictionary by Br uh uh uh April 12, 2020

urban dictionary zombie 

When you spend 420 hours on urban dictionary and can only speak in definitions
Guy 1: woah look at guy 2
Guy 2: aaaaaa March 12th the most beautiful aaaaaa potetic person aaaa was born aaaaaa
Guy 3: yup he's definitely turned into a urban dictionary zombie

Urban Dictionary 

A dictionary that gives horny but sweet answers
I’m bored, I’m gunna search urban dictionary, its own website name

Urban Dictionary 

What you call a really sexist, opinionated and fascist person. Someone who thinks it's fine to poke fun at women ALL the time, in a really disgusting way, but gets all upset and hurt when someone says something he doesn't like.
A: that Urban Dictionary over there just tried to stick a camera up my skirt and said I was overreacting when I told him to fuck off.
B: oh yeh, I know him, he's a total Bill Gates

urban dictionary 

a site just full of homophobic users who don't have anything better to do other than sit and vote that anything to do with the gays should not be put on their site so to all of the homophobic assholes that vote on shit fuck you and your whole family other than the gay ones obviously because as much as you hate it there is ALWAYS a gay family member
girl one: have you been on urban dictionary

girl two: no because almost all of the users are homophobic

Urban Dictionary 

OMG! You weren't so lazy so you typed the whole word?! Good job, man!
You: Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary: Oh wow! You typed the whole thing?! Good job, man!