Smooth brain 

Some random person that they decided to just smooth out their brain in exchange for actual intelligence.

Random internet person: haaha poopy haha smooth brain
A human: what

Smooth brain by YoursTrulyTheJoking November 18, 2020

shoot the boot

a college fraternity iniitiation involving filling a large high up the ankle boot with beer, dunking your nuts into it and then drinking the beer

Jason got fucked up last night and shot the boot like 47 times!

shoot the boot by jason Capital H January 27, 2005

Shoot me straight 

Something somebody who ought to take their own suggestion rather than demand it of others would say.

Shoot me straight yourself, chicken shot.

Shoot me straight by Solid Mantis May 5, 2019

smooth as butter 

smooth as cancer

aids man i have that smooth as butter

smooth as butter by cancertree May 16, 2016

smoothless 

Not smooth. Rough. Socially inept.

I had a smoothless night last night, didn't sleep a wink.

That sandpaper is smoothless.

His approach to picking up women is so smoothless that he never gets a date.

smoothless by Poolshark53 February 26, 2010

shoot the mickey

A term for when a gay man shoves a mouse up his ass and lets it wiggle out. Often times is pleasurable for gays.

Bob and Jim were about to shoot the mickey the other day when the doorbell rang and the pizza guy was there.

shoot the mickey by Peter001 September 26, 2006

shoot the slurp

A vulgar way of asking for a blow job. Akin to saying:"hey,come suck me off,bro!" or "suck me up,homie."

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" Hector,you gonna shoot the slurp,bitch?"

" You go to the pinta,mijo,you gonna be shootin` the slurp like serio,holms.I keep it G with you."

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shoot the slurp by HosMan June 5, 2009