a clock that ticks to the point of a major downside in your life. A millstone over your head in other words.
Shit-clock's ticking, Bubbs, for you, your shit-rats, and your shit-turd friends! The shit clock is diffidently ticking at my job, I think they will fire me on Monday.
by Nicklegit April 04, 2015
A water pistol loaded with diluted fecal matter.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.
1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"
2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."
2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."
by wansambenlovin March 24, 2010
by XtRaVa November 24, 2003
When one shits on the ground, and another shits on top of the original shit. Usually very steamy and mountainous.
C-Mac: "Someone took a steamy shit on the floor!"
Tony: "That is one big shit, it looks two things did it. Some people may be Shit Stacking."
Tony: "That is one big shit, it looks two things did it. Some people may be Shit Stacking."
by Mustafa_Raza_ July 15, 2012
The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.
by north east knowledge September 24, 2017
Basically a caveman shit is when you go to the bathroom and you forget your phone so you're forced to take a shit like you're in some prehistoric time with zero technology
Little john boy was forced to take a caveman shit when he up amd ran straight to the bathroom forgetting his phone because he was about to mudbutt.
by CraneMajestic August 14, 2019
"On my way to work today some jackass slammed into my car and completely smashed my bumper. I have like no money to get it fixed right now. Shit sucks."
by Anon#12394 March 14, 2012