rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2014

Rusty Cogwasher

A person who prefers to give BJs after the other person has finished their exercise or workout routine - imgur

Your mom's s Rusty Cogwasher after that sweaty workout.

by Zipflopohmygod June 09, 2021

Rusty Violin

Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.

I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.

by Pineapple trombone March 06, 2018

rusty powerline

When you stick it in the asshole and take it out and there is shit on your dick

Rusty powerline. Kyle Anderson

by Oakley December 02, 2015

Rusty Firetruck

When You Fuck a girl in the ass while she has Diarrhea and when you pull out she squirts highly pressurized liquid brown Lava all over you

I had to take two showers yesterday after I gave Karen a rusty firetruck

by JDNegan74 June 16, 2018

rusty wrench

When a girl lays beneath a guy and gives said guy a rim job while also giving a handy

She gave me a rusty wrench, it was so good i almost shat in her mouth

by Bipolarbear March 19, 2015

Rusty Phillip

A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.

“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”

by BrothA:(EUGHHHHH March 27, 2024