Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!

Damn, now that is one rusty trumbone!

by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018

Rusty Drain pipe

The act of urinating inside his/her anus and they stand up and let it drain on you.

Last night, Stacy gave my a rusty drain pipe.

by Buccos26 December 8, 2018

Rusty Cutlass

A sexual position; The position entails for the man to begin with anal sex until just before climax pulls out of his partner and smacks them across the face with their phallus with a loud "Yar!", "Avast ye landlubber" etc.

"I totally gave Sarah a Rusty Cutlass last night"

by Captain_Cockstrong July 17, 2021

Rusty

the hottest dog ever

shadar: “I LOVE RUSTY”
mon: “stop raping my dog”

by gorogorogoro-chan February 20, 2021

Rusty-joe

Great guy can be an ass sometimes but then makes up for it

that guy is such a rusty-joe

by dbdeshadowmifwa July 14, 2017

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

Rusty Crow

The act of shooting someone to death on a film set with a prop gun nobody knew was loaded.

Did you hear Alec Baldwin gave someone the ol' Rusty Crow? Just like what happened to Brandon Lee.

by AstroZamboni April 28, 2024