Cole Kellogg

Fat Ass

Cole Kellogg had a crush on Sponge Bob just so he can flip him some patties.

by Cole's Mom December 3, 2024

E-Kelly'd

A term used when someone sends you a pissing audio online. Commonly used in the context of e-dating.

Derives from the actions of singer & songwriter R. Kelly, who was convicted of racketeering and the sexual abuse of minors. One of R. Kelly's most infamous cases of abuse included him urinating on an underaged girl.

"Yo this girl I added sent me a voice message of her peeing 😭"
"Bro got E-Kelly'd"

by bamcats December 5, 2024

Tyler Kelly

Tyler Kelly is my king

P1: Hey, did you see TYLER KELLY caught the game winning touchdown last game??
P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!

by Tk lover December 6, 2024

Aidan Kelly

Aidan Kelly of Stuart Florid is the most sigma male in the universe! He sometimes has no friends, but that's only because he's so sigma; everyone is intimidated by his presence. When the world barks at Aidan, he roars back... RAWRRRRR!!! Oh Aidan, cheers to you!

Aidan - "Is that a third nipple on your belly button? I have one too!"

Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"

by nautisavage December 18, 2024

Helen Keller

When one reaches behind their back without looking and touches a woman on the clitoris first try, as in touching it blindly

Dennis Helen Kellered me

by Engleberg Humperdink February 8, 2025

helen Keller denier

Someone that doesn’t believe or questions the accomplishments of Helen Keller.

Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.

by Steinerwoodwork February 20, 2025

Jack Kelly

A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-

Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!

Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025