Free Peta

A saying you use when Peta isn't allowed to be with his mates

- Where is Peta it's game day

- He's with his girlfriend

- Ffs man, Free Peta

by Gamemaster1337 October 11, 2022

i is free at last

Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope

Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2023

Frees

When a female is so desperate for sexual relations with a man, she will just give up the pussy for free and you didn’t do a thing for it.

I didn’t even really do anything crazy and that hoe gave me some Frees.

by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020

free friends

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok

Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-

Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜

by Dieg-J April 14, 2023

free tap friday

The time a guy has a reason to smack a girls ass

Bob: Hey its Free Tap Friday
Jim: I already slapped Amy's ass were good
Bob: Nice man

by Square up CAKISUIANS May 26, 2018

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022

“Im going to do laundry”

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”

by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024