Christian

A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.
The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.
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People named christian oftern have small dicks
Christians sperm is bigger than his penis
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A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone
1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number
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He’s the type of friend to make you laugh at the most idiotic things in the world. He is nice, funny, and he’s smart when he wants to be. He’s probably sensitive at times as well.
Christian is such a nice person
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This name is not forgotten, it is beautiful and the people who have this name are perfect.
I think of all your friends, a Christian can change everything. He's always there for you, he always has the solution to the problems. He always has the right words at hand
As any person, we have problems, he believes that their problems were eventually with him, but always finds a way forward.
ou'd definitely love to have a Christian in your life, they just brighten everything up. He's happy.

He knows how to be a friend, he knows how to be a good friend.

And the best thing is that they listen to good music, he is so special, that you would envy not to have a Chris in your life.
Where's Christian?

As he always goes so seriously walking, with his hearing aids, nothing stops him and that is special in him.
by Buy a stairway to heaven March 28, 2018
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Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans
Girl 1: oh he has so small wars but is good at Football

Girl 2: He is properly a Christian

I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
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Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian
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