Rusty Dog

The male penis after raw dogging anal sex with a less than clean partner.

Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.

That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.

Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Dog Piss

Essentially it’s the polar opposite to phrases that use the word “Piss” to imply something is easy such as “Piece of piss”, so Dog Piss would be used to say that something is hard or difficult. It’s related to the phrase “Dog Shit” in the sense of conveying negativity.

Person 1: Yo, have you completed the Algebra and Pythagoras homework yet?
Person 2: No, it’s utter dog piss. I can’t seem to work it out at all...
(maybe I should get off of UrbanDictionary.com and revise more instead of procrastinating.)

by Pepsii February 1, 2018

Dog turd

A type of alternative medicine.

Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.

by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020

sped dog

Cracker Barrel dog that nose is scrunch into the mouth that is what a sped dog is

My sped dog just pooped on the floor

by Sped dog .com February 26, 2021

Kickin the Dog

The act of of fucking a girl from behind while she's puking.

One night my girl was heaving her guts out after getting too drunk on Tequila. She was bent over the toilet with her pants around her knees, and her butt was sticking up in the air. Being the gentleman I am, I mounted her from behind, and each time she puked, the contractions were so amazing, I just couldn't stop Kickin the Dog

by Mountain Man II June 29, 2011

Dog Rash

The shit that is left on the ground or sidewalk after picking up after your dog.

Guy 1- Man you've got some serious dog rash there.

Guy 2- Tell me about it. Mitzi, my four legged friend, ate something that didn't agree with her and now it's squirting out her ass. Hey do you have a paper towel? This shit is seeping through my fingers.

Guy 1- That's sick man. Just spread it out really thin across the sidewalk. Hard or soft that's what I do.

Guy 2- What?

Guy 1- Yeah, it drys a lot quicker spread out and then I don't have to carry a bag around all the time.

Guy 2- Gross! You should pick up your dog's shit.

Guy 1- What!? Look at all the dog rash around here! Obviously I'm not the only one.

by JACponica September 26, 2011

Raw Dog

(verb) The act of swallowing an item without any lubrication to assist in the process. Applies specifically to swallowing medication without the use of a beverage to wash it down.

Megan grabs some pain meds.
Chrystal: Hey, you want some water for that?
Megan: Nah, I'm just gonna raw dog this thing.

by gekkman May 15, 2023