Stroke Speech 

The typical teleprompter speech by President Obama that sexually excites Chris Matthews, Keith Obermann,Obama, and other progressive douche bags

Did you hear Obama's latest stroke speech about amnesty?
Yes, Chris Matthews found it stroke worthy but it was just another pack of lies from that bullshit artist.

Stroke Speech by Mr Duke July 8, 2010

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

This needs a fixing. Here's a proper version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never define someone's name or post people’s personal information.

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. by Notmelol123 May 23, 2022

speedo 

A speedo is a bicyclist who wears bicycle outfits. Especially in stripes, large checks, and dayglow, plus racing colors w logos, rear-view sunglasses, pseudo-military style. Add clips plus attitude. Top it off with V-pattern drafting around baby carriages and your lane. Plus chosen words directed at you.

Would chicken work to get that speedo out of my lane? No. Let Darwin work his magic on the speedo without your direct participation.

speedo by BudLite May 1, 2010

Speedlight 

Horny geeks dig chicks. No matter who they are. This would be a prime example of this "Geek-Chick-Less" situation. I'm glad she's found a way to pimp those fugly kids.

"omfg shes a gurl n liek totaly kool"

Speedlight by Bite me. December 1, 2003

Speedo-Jerk 

When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.

The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)

Speedo-Jerk by Kent Spent August 18, 2008

Speed bump 

An abnormally large line of cocaine.

"Whoooooooo.......that speed bump damn near killed me, dawg!"

Speed bump by Anonymous July 25, 2004

speed bumps 

sponger or other annoying obstacle inside a surf spot
sometimes you hit em on purpose cause theyr annoying

last wave was sick, but i hit a few speed bumps on the way in

speed bumps by tj April 20, 2005