ghetto sock

When a person purposely chooses to wear just one sock while lounging around the house.

Person 1: Hey, where'd your other sock go?
Person 2: What do you mean? I took it off.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I was too hot with both socks on.
Person 1: Oh....well then, nice ghetto sock.

by Beard76 May 13, 2018

Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."

Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.

by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021

FUN KING SOCKS

The nice way to write/say " fucking sucks "

I would definitely give it nothing less than the "fun king socks" rating .

by pnchitlicit September 21, 2019

Gunk Sock

The secret sock you keep your gunk in. If your gunk sock is discovered by anyone other than you, count your days.

Nate: Yo, have you seen Ben lately? I haven't heard from him in a week
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight

by KSlamma November 19, 2020

Pink Sock

When having anal sex and the object of penetration (penis, bottle, etc.) Is removed too quickly and causes anal prolapse.

When he pulled his penos out too fast he gave her a pink sock.

by anonymous November 9, 2020

popcorn socks

socks dat smells like popcorn

your socks smells like popcorn
Popcorn smells buttery so therefor the socks smells like butter
Popcorn socks= smelly socks

by Djupingen March 30, 2017

sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.

Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018