Alabama Spitoon

The act of spitting your dip spit into a woman's vagina (preferably someone in your family), after coitus she will need to do a handstand for easy acess.

Last night, mary-sue let me do the Alabama Spitoon on her after we got done hooking up. I love my sister.

by EvilDuck706 December 30, 2025

Slime-Spitting Swine Slab

A particularly flat penis

"Apparently, John has himself a Slime-Spitting Swine Slab"

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! January 14, 2026

oh dear spitroast

where some snatch gets too pissed to care about having a spitroast, and replys with this

Leanne- " Oh dear, can i join in? "
Danny- " Yeh Want a Spitroast?"
Leanne " Oh Dear Spitroast"

by Chambzz123 October 18, 2008

Snake That Spits

A Native American euphemism for "penis".

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.

by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013

Monkey in the Spittle

When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.

"Boy, my knees hurt from playing Monkey in the Spittle last night."

by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 23, 2014

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users

Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.

by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016