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Ninjalicious

A descriptive word used to describe something that is both delicious and amazingly sexy like a ninja! Ninjalicious generally is used in the description of rad objects. I would not, for one, call one's little sister "ninjalicious," unless, of course, she can say 'popsicle' in Turkish while she kicks one's ass and looks awesome the entire time.
A. My new hairstyle is completely ninjalicious! Everyone thinks it's totally radical!
B. Your mom is ninjalicious. I'd know...I did her last night, and her moves were saWEET!
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ninja trolling 

Term first used by YouTube user Onision when voicing his frustration with his viewers who called him a rape apologist when he made remarks like, "It's not rape if the woman is intoxicated" and "It's not rape if the couple is married" and attempted to fall back on the many instances where he said flat out that rape is wrong. Apparently, he's one of those internet users who thinks he's never wrong and doesn't tolerate the slightest constructive criticism. So anybody who dares to offer constructive criticism is trolling him.
"Daaaaaamn!!! F***ing ninja trolling. F***ing ninja trolling dude! Kicking Onision's ass with ignorance, yo!"

twitter-ninja 

a twitter ninja is a master of the art of ninja-tweet. His tweets are like deadly ninja stars!
I used to be a javascript ninja and a part time business ninja. Now I'm a twitter-ninja!
twitter-ninja by @9swords May 3, 2009

Yard Ninja 

Noun - A short ninja, around two feet tall, that reside in the yard in the night time. They continually stare into the windows of the residents house, as a voyeur, giggled in the background. If a person is vigilant enough, they can catch them in action. Yard Ninjas are weak against the common porcupine, but cannot be killed by one. Yard Ninjas originated around the 1300's AD, when they were discovered trampling on the grave of William Wallace
I caught me a Yard Ninja last night, bugger had 13 of my collectable Pez dispensers.... I'm gonna buy me some guard porcupines..
Yard Ninja by The Dylanatron December 24, 2010

ninja sex 

1. n. The 'Art' of opening the Soul of an individual outside of their own immediate and physical vicinity in such a way that often arouses the physical body, but especially challenges their very 'nature' and 'Being', mentally, first and foremost.

2. v.--A 'Method' or process used to literally 'ignite' the essence or 'spiritual body' of 'either' party with a 'fire' or 'ethearic charge'(i.e. supernatural) that 'burns long'(i.e. an 'inescapable effect'), emotionally deep...and often without the 'collective' conscious awareness of 'both' parties, at first...yet, 'Always' through the 'mutual' consent of each party involved.

3. n. adv.--The 'Flame' or Energy harnessed is highly progressive, pervasive, and utterly so seductive that it matures to the 'Volcanic' experience of A Supremely Resonating and Orgasmic Energy that renders the body so numb, that the 'Soul' has no choice but to Re-Cognize it'Self' for the first time since birth, in its purest 'essence', experientially, as 'One', with all that is and ever will Be.
i.e. A Theistic interpretation

4. Modifier--The ill use of, and or side effects of 'Ninja Sex' can be apocalyptic and or cataclysmic; overall, the 'experience' is based on the individuals involved and their corresponding soul paths.

5. Idiom--to have sex, to engage in the 'Act' and or ~Art~ of 'Inter-Course'( i.e. a path by which two individuals 'cross' or ~interconnect~, 'physically' and ~spiritually~. )
basic--Ninja Sex is the only way to fly!

'Twilight' humor--I literally had Ninja Sex with my beloved Bella last night, HOLY SHIT, I've never felt anything that Hot since Hell froze over!

poetry--Ninja Sex has no rhyme to its reason, but the effect is clear, unimaginable, and so unmistakeable that it awakens the Soul.

philosophical--A Sexual Ninja understands that when Two become One, He and She may incorporate the transcendent pupil of a Divine Eye, to gaze the Soul of Earth, and move mountains to fulfill their Life's Destiny, on Purpose.

***NOTE & WARNING:

This 'process' can be utilized in many ways, however, the 'act of' or 'Art' mastered by an entity or 'evolved soul' is exquisitely sacred, and highly sensitive. In other words, don't 'Fuck'(slang) with someone or something you have not committed to understand(i.e. Love) or use 'properly'(i.e. Non-malicious intent).

Post Author-- ♠ SinUЯgisT ♥
ninja sex by SinUЯgisT September 16, 2011

ginger ninja 

A sneaky dirty manipulative type. A red head with an extremely devious streak
The ginger ninja prowled up to the window and peaked in at the underage girl....
ginger ninja by michysuhasi April 27, 2006

Ninja Style 

Karate chopping a girl in the back of the head while you're doing her from behind
Ninja style!...

Guy: HAAAIIIII-YA!!!!

Girl: Hey needle-dick, you just karate-chopped me in the head!

Guy: Trying different positions was your idea.
Ninja Style by Diego Poop January 2, 2010