mikehandy

The one, that guy everyone wants to be like. The man next door who you can count on. A true ladies man, a modern pimp. A beast in the bed room, and a friend to the end.

Ben said, when I grow up I want to be just like mikehandy.

mikehandy by Clearly da1 February 14, 2014

Mikezilla 

A nickname for Michael Jackson's extremely large penis.

It can be seen in his tight gold pants on the HIStory tour where he also sported a throbbing erection for the entire concert.

The effects of being exposed to Mikezilla can and WILL cause EXTREME mikegasms.

Oooh look at the way Mikezilla is bouncing around in those tight goldpants! Daaaamn it makes me wanna mikegasm !

Mikezilla by MJJIsMyKing April 22, 2011

mikegasm 

An orgasmic sensation created by watching videos, concert performances, fan videos, or thinking sexually about Michael Jackson. During a mikegasm, one usually feels horny and lustful; and has an increased desire to have sex with said person.

Oh, my God; everytime I watch Dirty Diana, I get a freakin' mikegasm when he rips his shirt off! Damn!

mikegasm by ILuvVocab November 9, 2009

Mikey Way 

Bassist of My Chemical Romance. Previously a cute little nerd, now pure sex on legs.
Mikey Way DOES NOT have asthma. He had an inhaler in the video for 'I'm Not Okay(I Promise)' but is not actually asthmatic.
Tends to stay within one square metre of his original position on stage, he didn't once, he fell and gave new meaning to the lyric "way down" which was being sung at the time.
Overshadowed by his brother Gerard. They're both sexy.
Mikey apparently loves unicorns, sticks forks in toasters and takes heaters into the shower.
Married to Alicia Simmons (Alicia Way?) they have matching tattoos on their forearms.
Mikey Way is lanky in awkward in the cutest possible way.

Fangirl:OMGZZ Gerahd Way izz soow much hawter dan his bruvva. mikey way izz ugaly + he has azzma

Me:Gerard and Mikey are of equal sexyness. he does not have fucking asthma.

Mikey Way by Frerarrrd June 24, 2009

mikegrain headache 

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.

A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.

mikegrain headache by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

mikey's curse 

The tendency in Manhwa/Manga/Manhua for non-human characters to turn into lolis upon reaching a power-up. It is often used when a character experiences an evolution, but their new form has not been shown yet.

"Thank god she didn't turn into a loli"
you mfer, why did you bring mikey's curse here

I hate that things keep evolving into lolis. I blame mikey's curse.

mikey's curse by Theodorex October 28, 2023

mikey cobban 

Mikey is in the 5 piece boyband roadtrip and he is an absolute gem! He’s such a genuine guy and is very fit! He also has a great singing voice! I love mikey so so much and he’s so funny!

Mikey Cobban is a legend and is in the band roadtrip

mikey cobban by Rosie Fowler May 22, 2018