Eat my poop

Something you say when you are intentionally lying to someone, and they don't realize that you are joking. For instance, if you are making up a story about something that person did while drunk or high, if they legitimately believe you and you want them to know that you are kidding, you can say Eat my poop

Me: "Hey man, remember that time you were so blazed that we got you to drink your own piss"
Sejat: "Oh yeah, I think I sort of remember that"
Me: "Eat my poop"
Sejat "Oh fuck you"

by WeAreReunited January 30, 2014

run my fade

Another way of saying catch me a round or fight me

Get out here and run my fade nigga

by FromtheCA March 4, 2016

cross my heart

When you want someone to believe you, when you swear something.

Please, don’t tell anybody!
Of course, cross my heart

by Lord Vader December 28, 2017

gorilla my dreams

that hot girl who has hair in all the wrong places.

Stephanie was pretty but she was just the gorilla my dreams.

by Malazoth November 1, 2013

break my back

when you want someone to fuck you hard

“I want them to break my back”

by Dancer1031 June 27, 2021

are you my nan?

Originating from the term oh my nan. "Are you my nan?" is a phrase that can be used instead of what are you doing? or what. Commonly used in South Australia and New South Wales.

Teacher: You are a terrible student and are going to be expelled.
Student: Are you my nan?!

by Alexander Mel May 26, 2020

My toxic trait

Saying this is your own toxic trait, not whatever it is followed by.

“My toxic trait is thinking I could do this first try”
No your toxic trait is starting a sentence like that

by BobbyBoucher April 25, 2022