Eat my poop

Something you say when you are intentionally lying to someone, and they don't realize that you are joking. For instance, if you are making up a story about something that person did while drunk or high, if they legitimately believe you and you want them to know that you are kidding, you can say Eat my poop

Me: "Hey man, remember that time you were so blazed that we got you to drink your own piss"
Sejat: "Oh yeah, I think I sort of remember that"
Me: "Eat my poop"
Sejat "Oh fuck you"

by WeAreReunited January 30, 2014

run my fade

Another way of saying catch me a round or fight me

Get out here and run my fade nigga

by FromtheCA March 4, 2016

cross my heart

When you want someone to believe you, when you swear something.

Please, don’t tell anybody!
Of course, cross my heart

by Lord Vader December 28, 2017

gorilla my dreams

that hot girl who has hair in all the wrong places.

Stephanie was pretty but she was just the gorilla my dreams.

by Malazoth November 1, 2013

break my back

when you want someone to fuck you hard

“I want them to break my back”

by Dancer1031 June 27, 2021

Yes My Dark

A slogan primarily used as a greeting by fans of popular Hololive VTuber "La+ Darknesss". Alternatively, it can be shortened to "YMD" to abbreviate the Japanese surname "Yamada", among other things. In turn, the phrase, or rather the acronym, has become a running gag and has been used by fans and other members of Hololive to tease her on many different occasions.

Laplus: 刮目せよ！ (Heed my call!/Bear witness!)
Japanese fan: Yes My Dark
Superchat from Random EOP: YMD!! YMD!! I love you soo much!! Take all of my life savings equivalent to 4864 yen!!
Chad Otaku: Yagoo My Dad 草

by Wagahai January 18, 2022

devils in my head

This is a saying regarding someone with deep mental health issues, such as severe depression or hallucinations.

Eli commented that there are "devils in my head!"

by I, Wreckerrr June 25, 2021