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Smol Brain Friday

A day when you rest from school, and potentially become smooth-brained, also known as the day of idiots.
Person 1: Hey, what’s Obama’s last name?
Person 2: -_- How smooth brained can you get on Smol Brain Friday? Obama is the last name.
by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021
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brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.
Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''
by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018
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brain-dead people

people who are no-lifers
by guy on urbandictionary September 22, 2021
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Minnesota brain freeze

When you get a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake
A: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in an ice fishing hut.
by anonymous November 17, 2020
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Poopbag Brain Thrusts

When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.
Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"
by SuzerainY September 22, 2022
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Micro bacteria brain

Is someone who has a brain the size of a micro bacteria, but only the viruses because they are half the size of a normal cell.
"your such a fruitloop, you have a micro bacteria brain."
by RightOn1234 April 20, 2022
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Smooth brain hours

When you are feeling particularly dumb during a studying session you are experiencing smooth brain hours.

Having a smooth brain is a sign of little to no intelligence, animals such as the koala bear, rats, and Magga have an extremely smooth brain and therefore are quite unintelligent.
"Hey Theodore I can't seem to find the solution to this math problem"
"No wonder Guni just look at Maggie in the corner over there counting cards, we are deep in the smooth brain hours"
"Ahh I feel it in my veins"
"The only way out is to embrace it and wait it out yung one"
by The_Carrot_Man May 8, 2021
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