Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 24, 2022

Fuck up for street

To behave or perform actions in an unsatisfactory manner

Bro: Guy, no vex
Me: You no suppose do that at all. You don fuck up for street

by Swisssssh November 24, 2019

Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.

Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck

by hash@55daddie March 06, 2022

faulty as fuck

Definition of FAULTY + AS FUCK.

So FAF for short.
Taking faulty to the next level!

That is just faulty as fuck

by Sophiesometimes March 26, 2022

Shut the fuck up

How to tell someone they are an annoying little runt and should be thrown in a meat grinder

Annoying friend: the earth is flat!

You: shut the fuck up you clown

by Youstepsisy November 14, 2020

Shut the fuck up

Shut the the fuck up nathan

Nathan being annoying^
me saying shut up
Nathan keeps being being annoying

me please shut up
nathan becomes evenmore annoying

me SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Nathans Enemy May 16, 2020

shut the fuck up

when someone needs to shut the fuck up

guys y'all being to loud, can you SHUT THE FUCK UP

by creamycheezz April 02, 2020