waffle traffle

Slapping a thot in the face with ur dick

I gave that thot a waffle traffle

by A trains ball sack October 30, 2018

Waffle Munching

When a man licks another man’s rectum while their legs are interweaved in a hashtag pattern

They were waffle munching late last night after getting several drinks at the bar.

by wafflermuncher April 10, 2025

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Waffle

To waffle

You don’t waffle on anything

by Jaf&Dcf September 1, 2022

Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

by J-Patriot July 23, 2021

waffle

british slang for gibrish

waffle is also a food

george : elizabeth ur so bad at this game like what
elizabeth: dude ur speaking absolute waffle right now

by Southerenduckk September 16, 2025

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019