TurtleNeckEmo 

A self indulgent PickMe thirst trapping for female validation under the guise of feminism. Also may happen to have a poster of a dictator in their bedroom, contradicting their entire ideology.

Chad: Last night I was so downbad, I almost fucked my German Shepard

Quinten: Hey man at least you weren't as down bad as @TurtleNeckEmo

TurtleNeckEmo by MarcoPol0 August 12, 2021

turtlehead sneak 

A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.

Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before it was too late.

turtlehead sneak by ulmelqlo July 27, 2008

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.

"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Jennard May 14, 2006

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.

Greengirl4Donatello4life.
turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Greengirl February 28, 2004

turtles 

the best animal in the world!

turtles

turtles by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Turtlehead 

A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".

Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"

Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."

Turtlehead by Si Todd March 4, 2004

Turtles breath 

The extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off

Thats fucking stinking man, yeah my turtles breath is so bad its burning my nostril hairs.

Turtles breath by Phil Mcrackin February 27, 2004