trolling for sympathy

A person who uses social network website like Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc as a diary in which they post extremely personal things such as family deaths, break-ups, or other depressing situations that a normal person would not want to share openly in order to gain attention from people. Chronic sympathy trollers will post these types of updates weeks, months, or even years after an event has happened.

"Holy shit dude we don't give a rats ass about bobby's break up two weeks ago, but he still posts depressing crap on Facebook trolling for sympathy from anyone that is gullible enough to reply."

trolling for sympathy by Jonan2012 March 18, 2011

Trump Toll

The number of avoidable corona infections and deaths, and the number of jobs lost, businesses destroyed, and futures compromised or shattered due to the ineptitude of Donald J. Trump, whose selfish actions and inactions make him the worst US president or head of state in modern history.

Trump toll shows that good governance, not developed public infrastructure, is the variable that determines the success or failure for a country in containing the coronavirus crisis.

Trump Toll by MathPlus February 16, 2021

Trollzheimer's 

Trollzheimer's disease afflicts internet trolls - particularly the satire troll.

Trollzheimer's strikes the victim usually during an intense round of trolling, rendering the victim forgetful of their original intent.

(Creationist Satire Troll): "As an Athiest I love to murder people bcuz I hate morals and God!"

(Atheist): "You're a lying Creotard"

(Creationist Satire Troll): "Let me ask you, Athiest, why you, I mean WE Athiest love to curse God's name and Jesus' name instead of all the other gods? "

(Atheist): "(headdesk) Dude, you just got Trollzheimer's, sucks to be you..."

Trollzheimer's by Brad Radley July 12, 2011

Trolleague 

(n.)- A fellow troll on an internet forum/chat room.

My trolleagues and I pwn noobs a/d e/d.

Trolleague by iwascruel June 9, 2009

Trolltastic

To feel like a troll when in reality you are not and loving it.

I feel so trolltastic and I don't know why!

Trolltastic by ThatOtherChick July 14, 2009

toll booth chicken 

Drive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the attendant breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts).

If the attendant cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who loves ya?". The multiplier for a smiling attendant is x5 (ie 30sec x 5 = 150). Operation tool booth chicken is not about agitating tool booth attendants, but about prying open the lid of their cold toll booth coma and pouring some sunshine in.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same attendant, multiply total score by an additional multiplier x2 (ie 30sec x 2 x 2 = 120). Third day, if same attendant, multiplier is x3, etc. as difficulty escalates.

NOTE: If the police show up, you're advised NOT to play driver's license chicken for obvious reasons, but if you must, the danger multiplier is x10. And I salute you.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 100 points to total your score.

See also: driver's license chicken, drive-thru chicken

"Hey Eddie, I'm bored let's go play some toll booth chicken! A six pack says you'll never defeat my 172!"

toll booth chicken by Mark_J January 17, 2009

nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill 

Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.

It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.

First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.

nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill by Stephanie^^ December 10, 2010