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Flipping the On Switch

Flipping the On Switch is the act of going from lethargy to productivity, but more so in self-improvement than in other ventures, save for buisness. A mental tactic to change one's personality from simpering to being forthcoming and stalwart. Similar to the saying "Kicking it in Gear".
Guy 1: "Ben's performance in the last quarter was pretty bad, but look at him today, his sales are through the roof!"

Guy 2: "Yeap, he must have Flipped the On Switch"

"I really had issues, going from laziness and lieing, making everyone else do things for me and being an all out bum. Then I discovered Flipping the On Switch and I feel great, no laziness, all go-getting ability and nothing but the truth!"
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Outside the oval 

Stepping outside the box is good for most. However, if you’re really an innovator you need to take it further and step outside the oval.

The box sits inside the oval.

Beyond outside the box.
In order to save his company Mike had to step outside the oval.

Catch The Oompa Loompa

When you see (a) orange tinted, spray-tanned Dwarf(s) or midget(s) that you mistake for an Oompa Loompa on the loose. You then proceed to catch the little b*tch in order to get a reward for your deeds...hopefully. Willy Wonka would be proud of your efforts!
Homegirl1: Ohh shit look its a oompa loompa on da loose! Girl we need to return it to Wonka's Chocolate Factory, den we'll get more money den a bitch! Ahh! Lets go Catch the Oompa Loompa !
WhiteLady1: Thats not a oompa loompa! Thats a Midget! Don't be rude!
Homegirl2: Bitch shut the hell up! You a blind ass bitch!
(Homegirl1 + Homegirl2 then push WhiteLady1 out of the way and run after the midget and attack him, throwing him into a garbage bag and slapping him against an object in order to knock him out.)
Homegirl1: Okay now we need to go to fedex or shit!

For the one time 

To do something one time, either just because or because you had to. When you choose to abstain, but say fuck it anyway. Turn up!!!
Fuckboi stay typing that bs online. Every time I give him a taste of his own medicine he plays the victim and they want me to feel like the “bad guy”. I had to fuck him up for the one time.
For the one time by Connectingdots December 10, 2019

Fuck the owner year 

Once a year you can harass the owner for a entire year and he cant do shit about it.
Bro 1: hey man its fuck the owner year!
Bro 2: really bro lets harass the owner a few new mental illnesses!
Bro 1: sure bro!
Fuck the owner year by Toazter March 29, 2021

Putting it in the oven

Any act that precedes winning. Applies to all situations in life, such as work, test-taking, or sexual intercourse.
Evan describes the act of placing his penis in his girlfriend's vagina as "putting it in the oven."

there go the ovaries 

A phrase one might use while watching something extremely cutesy.

Such as:
- chick flick
- small animals
- babies
-mushy scene comes on in a movie-

Girl 1: Awwh! OHEMGEE so cute! :3
Girl 2: I know right?? There go the ovaries!