Ass Swipe

The art of swiping one's ass across a surface with a smooth diagonal motion. Used when dancing and when you have to use an ID to get in a door. Especially when you are too lazy to get the ID out of your wallet.

"Hey Al, could you open the laundry door for me?"
"Sure man, I'll just Ass Swipe it for ya!"

by Fuelgun September 8, 2011

ass plugger

person who plugs an ass with thier cock

jim plugged glorias ass at the party

by tim moats July 6, 2003

ass blanket

An action or strategy that quickly and effectively indemnifies someone or insulates them from a negative consequence.

Derived from "cover your ass," or CYA. (A blanket can easily and completely cover one's ass.)

When Bob's project group didn't meet projections, the programmers got all the blame because of one ass-blanket email Bob sent out criticizing his IT support.

"Why doesn't the boss fire that lazy, incompetent secretary of his?"
"Because if something doesn't get done, he can just blame her. She's his ass blanket."

by Ju1iet February 29, 2008

Basketball ass

Firm,round,nice,perfect ass that looks like a basketball.

She's got a nice basketball ass for a white girl

by Ruy Blas July 6, 2014

mistake in the ass

n. a combination of pain in the ass and mistake. sometimes an occurrence is a pain in the ass but was still worth the time and effort involved. a mistake in the ass is not one of these occurrences.

after i got done at work, it took me an hour to drive through rush hour traffic so i could vote before the polls closed. that was sure a mistake in the ass.

by 2wm June 17, 2011

Ass Soup

When you have liquid shit. If it has chunks it's called Ass Stew.

You might not want to go in there, I just made Ass Soup.

by ebghjebb February 12, 2017

Ass flap

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.

It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007