Politard

A politard is someone who just can’t shut up about politics. Like they go out of their way to drags politics into every conversation imaginable. You could be talking about a puppy video and the politard responds with “dEmoCrAtS aRe SsOOoOo rEtArDeD, bRo! YaY trUmP!!” You could be talking about your favorite cake flavor and the politard rebuttals with “REpUBliCanS aRe A cAncEr tO tHe cOuNtrY, bRaH! hOoRaY fOr hArrIs/bIdeN!!” Like, can we not??

“Dude, I got a $700 parking ticket yesterday. How does that even happen??”
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”

“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”

To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.

by ✨ Kameron ✨ October 5, 2025

Political Tragedy

A political stunt/figure resulting in failure, serious/backfiring consequences, or pointless inconvenience

Russia declaring war on Ukraine was a political tragedy
No free healthcare? That's a political tragedy
George Bush was a political tragedy
This bill the politicians put in recently is gonna be a political tragedy
The United Kingdom is a political tragedy in itself

by mart60 October 10, 2025

Politerrorist

A person who weaponises politics itself to create fear, division, or obedience.
Instead of using bombs or guns, a politerrorist uses disinformation, intimidation, and the manipulation of laws, media, and institutions to gain or hold power.
They terrorise through rhetoric, not violence — by turning politics into psychological warfare.

When a leader calls journalists enemies and brands opponents as traitors, that’s not leadership — that’s a politerrorist move.

by BigAntz October 19, 2025

political euphoria

When your politics feel recognized and valid for once, especially when you're targeted by both the establishment and the culture wars...unless you're an extremist.

I'm a Georgist; the Libertarians and Greens agreeing on land value tax gave me political euphoria!

by Weber Areiv November 20, 2025

Politcult

A Politcult is a political group, party, or movement that exhibits the classic behavioral and psychological characteristics of a high-control cult, yet operates entirely within the mainstream political sphere, and whose members almost universally reject the notion that they are part of a cult.

Ever since he joined that group, he treats every opposing viewpoint like a personal attack; he's totally bought into the politcult.

by Silkie Chicken December 11, 2025

Politicianist

Answering without answering. Similar to the Fallacy of Evasion.

Steve: Hey, Joseph, what are your thoughts on the current president?
Joseph: Due to my current situation, I am not fully informed on the matter, but I believe it’s important to consider all perspectives and recognize that leadership is complex and multifaceted.
Steve: So... you don't have an opinion?
Joseph: I cannot reduce such a nuanced topic to a simple answer.
Steve: Wow, you just gave a politicianist answer.

by Carte January 9, 2026

Political Hit

The definition of political hit is when an individual, group, or other, do a take down of an organized business operation. This political hit normally involves the court, judge, law enforcement. The political hit could have originated/started at higher level, like the fed, or the state level, or lower, like the mayor, city council, judge, Sheriff. I predict the hit could sometimes start with individual citizens calling in, or reporting the business owner, or the business in question itself that gets the political hit. Sometimes, the political hit happens; so that individuals can keep their merit, their status, the hardcoreness, their customers if they are a small business owner, their control or grip on their circle or peers that know them. It usually happens if a business owner, or CEO, the business itself is doing well, or is newer, and/or is hardcore. The political hit can be made worse, if people in power, feel the business, or people running it, people that own the business, are a threat to the individuals doing the political hit. Usually the person getting taken down, has laws that should protect them. However, law enforcement, and the party as a whole, everyone involved in a political take-down, usually have status positions, that allow them to prosecute full speed ahead, without having to listen to the business owner being taking down.

A political hit is where a business owner, business itself, encounters damages, to their wealth, to their reputation, to their life from stress, and so on; the political hit party, uses has no regard or respect for the party they are doing a hit on, and will not obey any law they have to break, to take down the party they are doing a political hit on, even if laws protect the party being taken down, they destroy their business merit, the business owners merit, the business wealth, the flow of the business, the mental state of the business owner, and more. These small business owners, parties being attacked by the political hits, are often self-made, and self-financed business people as well.

by NARPuppies.com January 10, 2026