Bum Cum

When someone is speaking a load of shit

Jasmine: Omg Jeremy fancies me!
Lola: THAT'S A LOAD OF BUM CUM!

by College_Chick May 06, 2014

bum berries

haemorrhoid(s)

A comical metaphor for an external anal haemorrhoid, named due to its similarity to the shape and size of berries and the location on the body (bottom-bum). You put cream on your bum berries when they are inflamed

by mr proctor November 02, 2013

Free Bumming

When a girl wears pants or a dress without panties

It was so hit out, I decided to free bum for the night. I call that free bumming.

by Peachka September 21, 2013

Bum Twat

Sweat tang of a homeless girl

Last night I had me some good bum twat.

by John Cockingstein September 13, 2008

bum it blue

1. when you love it something to hard, you gotta bum it
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.

I love Lionel Blair, if i ever see him i am gonna bum it blue!!

by lemonboy October 03, 2006

basketball bum

Someone who thinks it is a swell idea to wear nothing but a plain T shirt, shorts, Nike elite socks, and basketball shoes to any occasion.

Bill: "Yo, What the fuck is Max wearing?"
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."

by TheJacksonWilliams November 16, 2016

Bum crum

Someone who is acting very bummy.

Grace: I hate you!
Shazana: Ugghh ur such a bum crum!

by master_fu_my_bestie December 06, 2021