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Hankypanky 

Sexual thoughts or actions, especially those involving necrophiliism, pink fluffy handcuffs, or any sort of playtime done prior to marriage. EXCEPTION: when Jesus says it's ok or when the hankypanky is used for the betterment of those around you.
Jack's use of the "vortex" caused her to moan so loud that not even doing it in the RV could hide the fact that the hankypanky was about to get good.
Hankypanky by GreekFreak6969 August 14, 2022
The little known synonym to baby moon. a vacation prior to having a baby. Much cooler. Credit. RM
Oh my god. Did you see Bobby took Patricia to the DMV for their honeybaby?
Honeybaby by baby moon August 27, 2022

HONEY CHASER 

A person who's chasing something that will allow them to level up in life.
Melissa just started a new business, works full time ,and goes to school

Full time. She is the number 1 honey chaser.
HONEY CHASER by Honey Chas October 30, 2022

honey where's the flashlight 

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

Hockyplr 

Is the Pimp in the Box - A true Pimp in every form. An awesome guy, he exudes confidence, good looks, and is sexy as a mutha fucka!
That guys is one Hockyplr!
Hockyplr by Hockyplr November 28, 2022