jobs a fish 

used when you've done a good job or you are happy with something

you have just finished your day at work. 'Jobs a fish'

jobs a fish by Tom Parkinson May 4, 2004

rusty fish hook 

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.

My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.

rusty fish hook by Tim November 15, 2003

go fish 

This can be used when someone asks you to do something, pass something, get them something etc which you don’t want to do for them. You can also throw in nigga at the end if you want.

Person 1: Yo holmes pick me up something to drink from da shop.

Person 2: Go fish nigga

go fish by pussy crew August 17, 2006

Tits on a Fish 

Something that is essentially useless and serves no real purpose, though it initially might appear to the contrary.

Democrat: Well aren't you glad Barack Obama is president now, and we can all bask in the hope and change?

Redneck: Aw, hell, that old boy's about as good as tits on a fish.

Tits on a Fish by Joel Hoshkins June 11, 2010

Belly Fish

A poop on deck, or having a turd in the chamber.

Excuse me kind sir, can you point me to the nearest restroom? I have a belly fish that I need to release into the wild.

Man I need a bathroom fast! I have a belly fish swimming to the end of the chanel.

Belly Fish by DB#4 April 18, 2009

Brain Fish 

Someone who is really smart but lacks wisdom.

He is a rare species of brain fish, floating around his bowl thinking about important theories but he'll never able to actually apply any of it.

Brain Fish by Peaceful_Idiot April 27, 2011

land fish 

A young (often edible) cat. (Coined by Stephen Colbert as a reaction to PETA's new nickname for fish, "sea kittens.")

"Boy, I could sure go for some land fish right now!"

land fish by J. van Mueller January 16, 2009