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The Ass Game

A game simply played whenever one party uses the word "ass" in conjunction with another adjective and the second party upsets the first party's statement's initial intent by changing the association of the word "ass." Mostly the game is played by relocating the emphasis and hyphen in the sentence.
Person not playing The Ass Game: Check out my sweet-ass bong!
Person playing The Ass Game: That is a pretty sweet ass-bong.
by maysueh January 10, 2009
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Basketball ass

Firm,round,nice,perfect ass that looks like a basketball.
She's got a nice basketball ass for a white girl
by Ruy Blas July 6, 2014
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Cheese Ass

That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.
"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"
by LordDonnel January 16, 2019
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Greasy-ass

When shit remnants left behind from wiping insufficiently combine with sweat and dead skin cells to form a grease like substance.
Greasy-ass: Damn! I've got a greasy ass! OR... Whew! My ass is greasier than hell. And... I need to go re-wipe, I've got a greasy ass.
by Herr Scheisse Meister April 4, 2018
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Ass Soup

When you have liquid shit. If it has chunks it's called Ass Stew.
You might not want to go in there, I just made Ass Soup.
by ebghjebb February 12, 2017
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Ass Day

A very very long period of time—longer than a normal day.
Girl: We've been waiting for like TWO ASS DAYS for the cookies to be done.
Guy: Verily
by czaravm January 1, 2012
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mistake in the ass

n. a combination of pain in the ass and mistake. sometimes an occurrence is a pain in the ass but was still worth the time and effort involved. a mistake in the ass is not one of these occurrences.
after i got done at work, it took me an hour to drive through rush hour traffic so i could vote before the polls closed. that was sure a mistake in the ass.
by 2wm June 17, 2011
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