apes of the west

A black person, usually the unruly, stereotypical type of black person who shouts and causes trouble in the early morning. Also steals

A: What the hell is all that noise outside?
B: Must be the apes of the west

A: Someone stole the chicken from my fridge.
B: It was probably the Apes of the West

by Anonymous6125 September 13, 2013

West Virginia Margarita

Blanco Tequila, Mountain Dew, and rim of pixie stix dust. Blended with an electric tooth brush.

I will have the finest Appalachian Libation. “The West Virginia Margarita”.

by Vitamin RRR July 23, 2024

cole dass west

A dumbass

"Hey did you see the Cole Dass West over there? That dude's a complete idiot."

by ColeDass69 April 07, 2022

west texas special

When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.

The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.

Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.

by Huckleberry75025 March 16, 2018

West Jessamine High School

The most public private school in the country. The people are there are either poor as shit or the richest in the county. East Jessamine on the other hand is gross, moving on from them tho, West is just a public private school with a bunch of weird ass nerds and rich ass dick heads, no real in between. Also theirs a race war between weird dog furry liberals and cousin fucking conservatives that rev their loud ass trucks at 8am while sitting next to a person with pink hair and a dog collar with a honda civic.

West Jessamine High School is the richest public school in america!

by anonymouswestkid November 27, 2021

Jacob West

The best boyfriend there ever is, he must fall under the following categories:
British
Blonde
Tall
And polite
The average Jacob is certainly NOT average and a one of a kind nerd, often obsessed with neuroscience

Jules: “look at my boyfriend!”
Bess: “DANM?!?! YOU PULLED THAT?!?!, he must be a Jacob West”

by Iamtotallynotashark March 03, 2024

Jacob West

Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).

Bess; “DANMM HE SO HOT”
Jules; “he must be a Jacob West

by Iamtotallynotashark March 09, 2024