Wheat straw spoon

The act of forcefully inserting anything painfully narrow into the urethra, or getting dicked in a way that feels like your piss hole is being industrially sanded. Often mentioned in the same breath as regret, tears, and internal screaming.

“Bro, she went full wheat straw spoon on me… I think my urethra is still drafting a breakup text.”

by LackOfHats February 24, 2026

Inverted Strawman Fallacy

A specific form of strawman where the person inverts the typical dynamic by claiming that the term used to describe them doesn't apply because they don't understand it. The classic "you can't call me racist because I don't know what racism means." This inverts the strawman: instead of misrepresenting someone's position, they misrepresent the term's applicability, using their own ignorance as a shield. The fallacy lies in making the validity of a description depend on the described person's vocabulary rather than their actions.

"He used racial slurs, but when called racist, said 'I don't even know what racism is, so you can't call me that.' That's Inverted Strawman Fallacy—making his ignorance the standard for judgment. But actions define racism, not vocabulary. Not knowing the word doesn't make the deed disappear. Ignorance as innocence is a con, not a defense."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026

Three Straw Nelson

When you need to down a carbonated beverage quickly so you use three straw and absolutely smash it.

David three straw nelsoned that diet coke

by Alex8338838338 February 22, 2025

Russian Straw

When a woman sucks your cock while giving a boob job

Erika couldn't give a Russian straw her boobs are too small

by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025

Aqua Safe Straw

Water filter - in a straw! Prevents bali belly, gastro and all those other lovely experiences when travelling. Protects against giardia, cryptosporidium and more. Filters 99.99% of water borne bacteria.

I used an aqua safe straw on my recent trip to Bali, my mate didn't. He spent three nights on the toilet - I didn't!

by travelnut May 25, 2009

the bean straw

An alternate way to eat baked beans. Most often used by members of BA Meetings.

"I love eating beans with a spoon."
"I prefer the bean straw."

by Maybe . . . December 3, 2013

Grasping at dick straws

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.

Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.

by ozzysms November 4, 2014