warm surprise

when you slice someone's stomach and then fuck the incision

"man i warm surprised this slut and then threw her corpse in the river!"

by Rees Helmers April 27, 2008

irish sunrise

Wake up, puke, shower and get on with your day.

I got shitfaced with Sean Last night and woke up to an Irish sunrise.

by NekiNecro March 11, 2019

crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

by Timothy July 23, 2004

Brown Surprise

When two persons are engaged in anal sex, and the receiver poops a little.

"I don't have bum sex any more, not ever since the brown surprise." ~ your dad

by MuslamicRayguns July 4, 2014

Waterslide surprise

When like ur jus' chillin' on da max and some random guy is jus' like starin a hole through ur head and has a dazed look on his face and the jus' let's it shoot if u get my drift.

Omg, he jus' had a waterslide surprise

by Mandi rikitu May 7, 2003

surpriser (remix of the shocker)

Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink

He gott her wit the supriser o shit son

by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003

Barry Manilow surprise

It's when you give someone a tea bag and a hoagie slap at the same time.

I woke up my drunk buddy with a Barry Manilow surprise.

by Andrew06 August 8, 2006