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Humanoid Typhoon 

Nickname for Vash the Stampede, protagonist of the Japanese Anime television show Trigun.
"Upon hearing the rumor that Vash the Stampede was due to appear in town, the entire population evacuated within an hour."
Humanoid Typhoon by silverarm January 16, 2004

humanophilia 

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.
My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.
humanophilia by pmbear February 7, 2009

humanology

The Study of Humans.
There is a student studying Humanology.

humana hei hei 

“Hey did you know about ~the thing~?”

“Humana hei hei? I have no idea what you’re talking about!”
humana hei hei by HufflepuffGRL February 1, 2022

Mad Horny Calob Humanoid 

A very horny old milf with big saggy tits with a buttplug shoved in her anus!
Chris: That old milf is a mad horny calob humanoid!
Joey: I agree!

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.