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Jacob

A Jacob is normally a whore, a guy that enjoys to play with girls hearts and cheat with every girl he hooks up with. A jacob can be nice at first but once you date him, you will notice that he is a piece of shit. And you just hope you’re enemy dates him so she can get her heart ripped out
“Omg, Jacob has changed so much since we got together! He used to be such a loving person, now he is a hoe”
by I’m.your.favorite.. October 14, 2019
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Jacob

A stupid boy in school that has really low grades in filipino and english, And which also doesn't get riddles right.
by Randomguy here lol May 7, 2018
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Jacob sezonenko

The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.
You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?

Yeah that one!
by Jacob sexymango December 28, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.

However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.

Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"

Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
by jakemallow December 25, 2021
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Jacob

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy he looks like sideshow bob

Guy 2: that’s jacob!
by anonymous February 15, 2022
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Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips
“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”
by mysterywystery August 5, 2021
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jacob and leo SQUAD

2 people (boy and girl) that are rlly close but she always beats his ass for doing sum dumb shit
aww they are like a jacob and leo squad
by big dick jacob December 13, 2016
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