Definitions by mysterywystery

Being a Jacob 

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips

“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”

Being a Jacob by mysterywystery August 5, 2021

an osolinski 

An osolinski is someone who’s very short and quite sussy. They usually have long dark hair and have dated someone named Jacob in their life.

“Bro the girl I met last night was an osolinski, she was like 3 feet tall!”

“My girlfriend won’t stop talking about her ex, Jacob, she’s probably an osolinski.”

an osolinski by mysterywystery August 4, 2021

The Sneha 

When a booty is sus

That girl last night had quite The Sneha, her booty was the most sus thing I’ve ever seen!

The Sneha by mysterywystery July 21, 2021