workgasm 

A workaholic's euphoria associated with a job well done

"Slapped that finished project down on the desk, got up to leave the office, and my knees almost buckled - what a workgasm!"

workgasm by Mike Cerovich July 27, 2008

Workplace Socialite

Someone who only goes to work to socialise.

The department of community services is staffed by workplace socialites.

Workplace Socialite by angry social worker July 10, 2010

will worker

A person capable of manipulating the universe without the need of magickal implements, using just their "will" and their mind.

He just thought about it and it happened, he must be a will worker.

will worker by disgonnahurt January 24, 2008

accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.

Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."

accountability co-worker by floorfly November 15, 2010

Build-A-Bitch Workshop 

Where men can go build their own slut.

Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!

Build-A-Bitch Workshop by Not a legend 27 December 17, 2019

Workrastinate 

-verb
A portmanteau of the words "Work" and "Procrastinate".
Also used as "workrastination" and "workrastinating". Can be considered the opposite of traditional procrastination where one says "Oh it can wait one more day." A workrastinator may say "Let me just finish one more task."

1. To use work as an excuse to put off doing something else.
2. To be engrossed enough by work that it distracts you from another thing you intended to do.

"Oh sorry, I forgot we were going to lunch. I got caught up in workrastination."

"Stop workrastinating and get into the conference room for the daily meeting."

"If I'm not out in 5 minutes, come save me because I've started to workrastinate."

Workrastinate by mistersneak August 13, 2009

Workout Butt 

A butt you see at the gym and/or 5K races that are nicely toned and have no flaws.

Jenny had an awesome workout butt today. I just wanted to squeeze it and/or touch it.

Workout Butt by Glockerfied December 17, 2011