penis pouch

The act of using the vagina as a pouch for the penis when necessary.

Example of penis pouch: another word the vagina

by Krissy77 July 9, 2009

my penis

an object which should be in your mouth at all times

where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth.

by Stu Jones January 5, 2021

pretty penis

A penis sculpted by god himself for the world to share and cherish.

"I have only had it a few times, but man that boy has a pretty penis... god blessed him."

by Jackie January 1, 2005

nipple penis

A penis so tiny that it could be mistaken for a third nipple.

Adam has a nipple penis.

by stephani g. February 4, 2007

micro penis

A penis that is less than 3 inches long.

Dude, Adam showed me a picture of his junk. He has a micro penis!

by The most awesome person ever. April 25, 2012

Penis Wrinkle

A deragatory name. Someone who is old and looks wrinkly like an old penis.

That old fart is a penis wrinkle.
Dammit Steve, don't be a penis wrinkle.

by ~TwiggY~ October 21, 2005

penis illin'

Penis Illin' = a male STD that can be cured with penicillin.

DR. ROGER MOORE, UROLOGIST: Gee, Billy Bob, it seems you have some Penis Illin' goin' on here.

BILLY BOB: Oh my dog, Dr., am I gonsta die?

DR.: No Billy Bob.

BILLY BOB: Am I gonsta get my Peter whacked off?

DR.: Not by me Billy Bob. This aint no Peter Graves, it's just a Peter Boyle. A little penicillin and you'll be AOK.

BILLY BOB: Thanks Doc!

DR.: Billy Bob, you have seven wives. You haven't been seeing a prostitute have you?

BILLY BOB: No, I was just fucking Kelly in the butt without a rubber. And I fell asleep right away and didn't wash up until the next morning. It hurt when I peed, and my piss shot a poop plug out of my weiner. Now it's all red and pussie, as you can see!

DR.: You lucked out this time boy. You better use a condom next time! Did you fuck any of your wives AFTER the buttfucking incident?

BILLY BOB: Yep. All seven.

DR.: Oh my God, Billy! You better send them all in ASAP!

by Billy Bob Hickman, Fundamentalist Mormon June 23, 2006